標題: 史上最強的中國式英語 [打印本頁] 作者: liusongvip8023 時間: 2009-6-5 17:13 標題: 史上最強的中國式英語 史上最強的中國式英語 9 A4 q* I M) o) \
1． we two who and who？ $ [" r5 X. c! S 咱倆誰跟誰啊 , B2 F7 w" h1 j8 E+ X) k3 ?# v " j$ C8 u: m0 ]5 \
2． how are you ? how old are you? , Q n% h2 d7 }# x 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ $ h" K2 s+ F* e) Z+ w. K
, x7 ~& f% [ M 3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you {( K2 x0 a$ \7 C" D0 g 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 . D, `0 b% X$ j7 }; Z : E2 d9 q# L" [; `0 S+ ~ 4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together ; |% I1 k) {8 }) H 你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！ ( u: g8 b" k# j6 p
6 Q u0 k! g: ?, \- c 5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have # D5 ?; B8 n2 _( ^ nothing to say,go home!! O1 k. J) x9 b& m
有事起奏，無事退朝 # ~5 @/ B. S" l3 x0 n( Q' ~/ l
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6． you me you me # }! B5 I3 ~* p) n3 w4 G( G: D 彼此彼此 2 C0 U' F. v' j, Q' U h
0 e8 i& o- M/ C- @2 L/ N 7． You Give Me Stop!! 9 ]/ L- | j1 f. `' a" M1 P
你給我站??！ 7 W1 H) k8 {4 D4 Y' K . G7 Y9 N5 m5 a2 _( u+ O' I. @
8． know is know noknow is noknow 0 R+ G( v% a4 T7 B
知之為知之，不知為不知… 6 o @" {2 w% ~2 e1 r! u% l, ]+ Z $ }) n' E+ S3 L7 d- ]- b6 A 9． WATCH SISTER - M7 Q* K; e, |$ n 表妹 1 A: }, P& T: {1 m
: k+ s; _1 c' m/ B 10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 6 |3 T/ U9 {! z" r7 k 龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！ % O' R' {3 ^6 }( z$ r9 r* h 4 j* ~" B2 o) J# B
11． American Chinese not enough ' U" B$ ~) J* _. y7 L. M6 U
美中不足 - e, o$ f7 T( l- H
9 Y$ \5 K9 }# W, _4 c+ V% R 12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die $ B, c' K0 A5 B r+ \+ `
車禍現場描述 7 M- k6 o; Y( U" |3 `, k. H! L; m & [! C* X( \7 r1 H8 z/ t7 m 13． heart flower angry open , J# Y4 m- r) U 心花怒放 . Z& C5 ]2 k% j5 b5 {* G# s 0 s5 Z: M( K/ V" V& X1 `* b& k
14． go past no mistake past 6 W/ W3 B q3 a- J( d 走過路過，不要錯過 , o# m0 T T3 b, f! J4 _
+ t3 U# d3 h, X9 ~& b 15． 小明：I am sorry! 1 Z- @) F- s: x3 _1 P/ o 老外：I am sorry too! ! [% d! W2 c* I2 m# W3 E
小明：I am sorry three! * a0 ]( \2 }$ k; m2 E" \ 老外：What are you sorry for? K& I" c$ ]4 z$ O 小明：I am sorry five! 4 q7 e% Y& ], U' R; A
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16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 2 ^2 T9 u+ v7 J ?/ D
要錢沒有，要命一條 8 M/ _3 A! r$ ^2 `& Z2 W2 E # b/ q. P9 p$ Z ? 17． I call Li old big. toyear 25. ) S# \1 T6 m( V' k) S% L
我叫李老大，今年25。 / S) E4 I! d6 m, V ]& a+ _ 2 @) U5 \) o) V0 ?1 O6 j
18． you have two down son。 + Q7 U& K5 \; A, @: S- ^ B
你有兩下子。 t; R/ q* z/ m: I" d( ], ^ + S9 r2 U! r1 Y
19． as far as you go to die + O) g8 x2 _( e 有多遠，死多遠！?。。?nbsp; $ ~0 L+ G5 P/ \1 Y" V: `0 j e5 K4 V5 k7 E; k! h 20． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. 4 ]# a8 y5 E+ O# P2 q4 } 給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉作者: 花澤の 時間: 2009-6-5 20:38
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